Ridiculous and fun vintage "yellow polka dot bikini" novelty thongs with magenta sequins  and mini bows on the sides. You probably need these ;) By label Michael Simon of New York, circa 1990s/y2k. 
 
• Size 8 (marked 8)
• 9.75" insole, 3.5" ball
• Faux leather, rubber sole
• Excellent condition, some very light wear on the insoles but no notable flaws 
 
• Style No. SH897

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